Bonjibon is an online sex toy business based in Toronto, Canada. It was recently warned by the US Department of War not to send “pornographic items” to the US military base in the Kingdom of Bahrain, where they are illegal. A package containing a butt plug and bullet vibrator, detected by Bahrain Customs, was returned to the business along with a sternly worded letter. Grace Bennett and Katie Aitken, the company’s co-founders, were quite tickled by the Pentagon’s angst over these toys. “I don’t know why they’re sending me very cross letters saying, ‘Stop sending items that could cause bodily harm to this country,’” Bennett said. “This sounds like a you problem. The call was coming from inside the house.” Hard Copy sends its most heartfelt thoughts and prayers to the military personnel who have been tragically separated from their pleasure gear. Although the days ahead look to be long and lonely for this sexual subject, at least we can confirm that their order has been refunded.
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